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REVIEW: Jurassic World Rebirth: A Dino-Sized Disappointment or a Nostalgic Ride?

Jonathan Bailey as Dr. Henry Loomis, Scarlett Johansson as Zora Bennett in 'Jurassic World Rebirth'. Universal Pictures
KVI’s Ari Hoffman, joined by producer Mike and Zach from the Morning Ride, dive into Jurassic World Rebirth, the latest dino-flick stomping into theaters.
Spoiler alert: it’s a mixed bag that doesn’t quite roar.
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Mike kicks things off, bluntly stating it’s time to “stop making Jurassic World movies.” He calls Rebirth “overstuffed and undercooked,” like a doughy Papa Murphy’s pizza—burnt on one side, raw in the middle.
Zach agrees, slamming the film as “forced” and reeking of “corporate Hollywood” with no singular vision.
The plot juggles two storylines—a pharmaceutical company hunting dino DNA for a drug and heavy-handed political themes like climate change and “communist ideas”—that never mesh. Zach just wanted “dinosaurs eating people off port-a-potties,” not a lecture.
Still, Mike finds some redeeming bites. The film’s darker tone echoes Michael Crichton’s gritty novel, and a river raft T-Rex chase, lifted from the book, is a highlight, even if it feels tacked on.
Unlike the locust-heavy Dominion, this one at least has dinosaurs.
It ranks as Mike’s third-favorite in the franchise—not a glowing endorsement, but the bar’s low.
Who’s this for? Mike says nostalgia junkies and Universal Studios ride fans might enjoy it, especially with its self-contained story and new cast.
Verdict: Jurassic World Rebirth is a messy, theme-park-ready romp that might thrill diehards but leaves casual fans extinct.
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JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH – IN THEATERS JULY 2

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A new era is born. This summer, three years after the Jurassic World trilogy concluded with each film surpassing $1 billion at the global box office, the enduring Jurassic series evolves in an ingenious new direction with Jurassic World Rebirth. 

 

Anchored by iconic action superstar Scarlett Johansson, Emmy and SAG nominee Jonathan Bailey and two-time Oscar® winner Mahershala Ali, this action-packed new chapter sees an extraction team race to the most dangerous place on Earth, an island research facility for the original Jurassic Park, inhabited by the worst of the worst that were left behind.

 

Also starring acclaimed international stars Rupert Friend and Manuel Garcia-Rulfothe film is directed by dynamic visualist Gareth Edwards (Rogue One: A Star Wars Story) from a script by original Jurassic Park screenwriter David Koepp.

 

Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, the planet’s ecology has proven largely inhospitable to dinosaurs. Those remaining exist in isolated equatorial environments with climates resembling the one in which they once thrived. The three most colossal creatures across land, sea and air within that tropical biosphere hold, in their DNA, the key to a drug that will bring miraculous life-saving benefits to humankind.

 

Academy Award® nominee Johansson plays skilled covert operations expert Zora Bennett, contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure the genetic material. When Zora’s operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized by marauding aquatic dinos, they all find themselves stranded on a forbidden island that had once housed an undisclosed research facility for Jurassic Park. There, in a terrain populated by dinosaurs of vastly different species, they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that has been hidden from the world for decades.

 

Ali is Duncan Kincaid, Zora’s most trusted team member; Critics Choice and Olivier Award winner Jonathan Bailey (WickedBridgerton) plays paleontologist Dr. Henry Loomis; Emmy nominee Rupert Friend (HomelandObi-Wan Kenobi) appears as Big Pharma representative Martin Krebs and Manuel Garcia-Rulfo (The Lincoln LawyerMurder on the Orient Express) plays Reuben Delgado, the father of the shipwrecked civilian family.

 

The cast includes Luna Blaise (Manifest), David Iacono (The Summer I Turned Pretty) and Audrina Miranda (Lopez vs. Lopez) as Reuben’s family. The film also features, as members of Zora and Krebs’ crews, Philippine Velge (Station Eleven), Bechir Sylvain (BMF) and Ed Skrein (Deadpool).

 

Jurassic World Rebirth is directed by BAFTA winner Edwards from a script by Koepp (War of the Worlds), based on characters created by Michael Crichton. The film is produced by Oscar® nominee Frank Marshall and Patrick Crowley, both longtime Jurassic franchise producers and of last summer’s blockbuster, Twisters. The film is executive produced by Steven Spielberg, Denis L. Stewart and Jim Spencer.

 

Genre: Epic Action-Adventure

Cast: Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey, Rupert Friend, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Luna Blaise, David Iacono, Audrina Miranda, Philippine Velge, Bechir Sylvain, Ed Skrein

Director: Gareth Edwards

Screenplay by: David Koepp, based on characters created by Michael Crichton

Producers: Frank Marshall, Patrick Crowley

Executive Producers: Steven Spielberg, Denis L. Stewart, Jim Spencer

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